Office of Grievance RetirementEst. 2026 · Department of Letting Things Go

File a Grievance Retirement

Officially retire a grudge. You get a notice with a case number to keep, or to send.

Tone of notice

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Got a backlog?

A filing book holds 5 retirements for $3. Use them whenever a grudge comes up; no account needed.

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